This is my dear husband and this is a pencil.
I am MacGyver of development, Dr. House of bug finding
Mr. Wolf when a bug needs resolving.
Solvent to your bugs, creating new solutions,
The answer to your existing questions.
The one that will hinder the hindrance,
Guardian of your well-known excellence.
I am a developer, designer and tester
I am …
…. the Bugmaster!